The Fashion Report: Day 1b

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Thank you Joe Hachem. Thank you for dressing like a gentleman playing a high-stakes poker tournament in Monte Carlo. You, sir win my best-dressed award today for donning that black ribbed sweater with the collar of a perfectly starched shirt peeking our from underneath. The dark-wash jeans were spot-on as well. Bravo.

I can't say as much for Jeff "ActionJeff" Garza. His loud silk striped shirt was positively vertigo-inducing. I don't think I've ever seen him in anything other than something loud, patterned, and silk come to think of it.

And then there's the young man whose name I'll withhold. I really hope he has a good excuse, like losing his luggage, because he showed up to play in workout pants and a pair of those white, semi-disposable hotel slippers. Either he's completely without other clothes or the laziest human being on the planet.

Tags: Jeff Garza Joe Hachem