Devilfish Having Fun
"I've got the best hand," the 'Fish told him, "Otherwise your money'd already be in there. Just try to do something before the blinds go up to 4,000/8,000."
His opponent still dwelled.
"Do you have a pair?" asked Devilfish. Yes, was the answer. "Oh. Then don't call. I'll do an impression while we're waiting," he continued, slanting his sunglasses at a crazy angle across his face, "Come on, who's this?" Everyone just sort of giggled nervously. "It's Van Gogh at the beach."
Eventually Devilfish's opponent folded pocket jacks face up. A relieved Devilfish showed him pocket tens. "I'm glad you folded," he continued, "Now I might win the tournament."