Bling Blang Blaow
![[user101598]](/img/avatars/avatar.svg){kind=avatar}
"It's a shame that watch doesn't have any diamonds," someone asked Bryn Kenney.
All of Table 1 broke into laughter.
"I'm actually missing one," Kenney answered, looking at his watch (which could probably blind someone in the right light). "It came out. It was a good deal though - it was 45K, but I got it for 18K."
"And the cross?" Bill Perkins chimed in, referring to the enormous chain around Kenney's neck.
"I got it eighty percent off," Kenney answered.
"I have a ridiculous question," Perkins followed.
"Why did I buy them?" Kenney responded.
"No, how many times have you been to church?"
The players roared with laughter.
"Lifetime?" Kenney said, chuckling. "Five times lifetime."
The table continued to jab Kenney about his jewelry, and his apparent lack of faith.