Shuffle Up and Deal!
#1. If you are not at your seat when the cards are dealt, you have a dead hand.
#2. If you on a cellphone or text messaging when the cards are dealt, then your hand will be ruled dead.
#3. This is a non-smoking facility.
After he mentioned the rules, Effel handed the microphone over to last year's WSOP main event champion Jamie Gold. A few boobirds in the back then rained down a short chorus of boos.
Gold kicked off the 2007 WSOP by saying the magical words... "Shuffle up and deal!"