Mr. Retard Knocks out the Magician
After getting it all in preflop, Laak showed A-A, and Esfandiari A-Q. The board came , and Esfandiari was done.
Well, not quite. "Nice hand, scumbag," said the Magician. "You're such a retard."
"That's Mr. Retard to you," Laak replied. Laak now has 36,200.