The Poker Brat, Phil Hellmuth has just arrived here at the Rio, in style as he always does. Phil was standing up in the front vehicle of a three-truck convoy of camouflage army vehicles. Mark "P0ker H0" Kroon assisted General Hellmuth out of his vehicle and ordered the eleven UB Army girls (one for each bracelet he's won) to "Attention!" Phil walked up and down the line of girls, inspecting them for duty. When they met his satisfaction, the General made his way up the red carpet, greeted by a throng of curious onlookers and shutterbugs.
After shouldering his way through the masses, Hellmuth has just taken his seat in the ESPN Featured Table, alongside Mark Seif and UFC'er Chuck Liddell.