The Phil Ivey Show
"Hey Phil, I've got 25,000," said John Hennigan from an adjacent table. "Can I get a book?"
"Can you get a book? Yeah, ok," replied Ivey. "I'll give you a 25% book. See, I don't care. That's just the kind of guy I am."
"Thanks Phil," said Hennigan.
"Anything for you, World. $2500 coming my way!"
"I don't have to pay, right?" replied Hennigan.
A few minutes later, Ivey was in a pot against Tom "durrrr" Dwan. Dwan bet 2,200 after the draw and induced a muck from Ivey.
"I should have raised you," Ivey mused. "Would I have won it?"
Dwan mumbled something, then added, "I don't know, I don't play this stupid game."
"That's why I should have raised it," replied Ivey.