5:30 a.m. Observations
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Number of empty water bottles next to David Bach: 3.5
Number of half-eaten bags of beef jerky onstage: 2
Number of times John Hanson has smiled in the last 15 hours: 0
Number of pounds the Chip Reese Memorial Trophy weighs: 87
Number of dollars American Airlines charges to check overweight luggage: $100 for items up to 100 lbs.