The Real Johnny Lodden
"Johnny Lodden!" announced Esfandiari. "I can't wait to hang out with you, when do we get to hang out and play Lodden Thinks?"
Lodden laughed and then Esfandiari continued, "I can't wait to play Lodden Thinks with the real Johnny Lodden. There will be no replacements. Will the real Johnny Lodden please stand up!?!"
"I can't wait." responded Lodden.
"No, really. How can I hang out with Johnny Lodden, really? What do I have to do?" questioned Esfandiari.
Lodden just shrugged and smiled before wandering back over to his table.
"I promise I won't ask you to teach me how to play poker, I just wanna hang out." finished Esfandiari.