Mitchell Looking Good
"Nick Mitchell!" cried the beeriest of the beered-up Mitchell rail. "NICK Mitchell, Nick Mitch-ELL, Nick MITCH-ell," he continued, going through every possible permutation of accent and cadence.
Eventually the rather embarrassed-looking Mitchell couldn't ignore him any longer. "I love you, Tyler," he chuckled. This was the wrong thing to say.
"Oh my god did you hear that?" Tyler enthused. "He looks SO good."
"Why don't you take a shot?" another railer joked.
"I WISH I could take a shot at that," Tyler continued. "God he's so good-looking."