"You Got a Slice?"
Al Barberi just caught sight of a spectator up on the upper balcony who had a whole box of pizza on the rail. "Hey, you got a slice?" Barbieri asked.
The spectator came rushing down to the tableside dividers, saying, "Here you go Mr. Al! Sorry, I don't have any more napkins, Mr. Al." Barbieri pulled a big slice from the box and thanked his new fan as he returned to his chair.
"It could be poisonous," Ken Lennaard said.
Barbieri just shrugged and continued eagerly shoving the oversized slice of pepperoni pie into his mouth. It has been devoured without a trace in the time it took to write this post.