The Trials of Greg Raymer
Greg Raymer just joined a table in the Blue section. Upon arriving, he noticed that there wasn't much space at the 10-handed table.
"I'm going to need a liiiiiiiiiiitle more space than this guys," said the husky Raymer. "Unless you want me sitting on your lap." Everyone quickly scooted aside to make space. That's when Raymer noticed his chair was wobbly.
"Of course the chair is wobbly," remarked Raymer. "Even if this guy had a good chair when he left, one of you with the bad chair would have switched it."