24 Carrot Comedy Gold at Table 239

Ryan Gray

Level 7 : Blinds 500/1,000, 1,000 ante

According to his tablemates, Kyle Miholich has been the life of the table. He asked if the table wanted to hear a blonde joke or a carrot joke. The consensus was carrot joke.

"A papa carrot, a mama carrot, and a baby carrot were walking down the street when they were blindsided by a drunk driver," Miholic began.

Meanwhile, Duff Charette and Kevin Stevens got involved in a hand from the blinds. Stevens bet 1,000 from the big blind on a A?10?K? flop and Charette put in the call.

"They were all taken to the emergency room. The papa and baby carrot only had superficial wounds, cuts and scrapes, but the mama was taken to surgery."

Stevens continued for 3,000 on a 6? turn. "The surgeon comes into the waiting room and the papa carrot is frantic. 'How is my wife?'" he asked. "'I have good news and bad news.' said the doctor."

Charette took the lead on the 8? turn, betting 5,000. Stevens said he thought Charette had a better king and folded.

Miholic looked around the table, playing to his audience as he hit the punchline. "'Your wife is going to live, Mr. Carrot. But she's going to be a vegetable for the rest of her life.'"