Monster Chip Leader

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Djinn has just completed a full chip count of the remaining 21 players to reveal that Gary "The Choirboy" Jones is the monster chip leader with a finger-licking good 136,000, more than 50K ahead of his closest rival, Jan Sorensen.

It's obvious that the green top of Gary has drawn super-human Samson-esque powers to his game. If the rest of the field want to stop him, they should certainly consider dying his hair back to its original colour or popping on a brown wig while he's not looking. Whether this strategy is in the TD rules, I'm unsure.

I actually spotted Gary outside during the break. He was in all sorts of trouble with the police after his hair caused traffic bedlam at the nearest traffic lights. Thank god poker's an indoor sport!

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