Table Talk: The Phil Hellmuth Chronicles, Vol. III

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Phil Hellmuth is short-stacked with about 8,000. He's on death watch as a mob of reporters and railbirds are circling his table like vultures, waiting to pick apart his dead carcass.

Hellmuth: "I can't believe that I'm still here. I won one hand in the last four rounds. Wait, maybe it was five rounds. I can't believe it. Am I really still here?"

Mark McCluskey: "It sounds like it."

The rail erupted in laughter.

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