Whether it's a broken table, or simply a case of moving the big blind(s), us lucky chappies upstairs have been graced with the presence of two of England's finest grinders, the likes of which would make a rock look like a wet sponge, in Ryan 'Boyband' Fronda and Neil 'Bad Beat' Channing.
Although easily perplexed and spending most of their time in search of their table, they're still plugging away, Neil with 26,300, Ryan on 26,300.