Rubdowning the Rubdowner

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Karl 'Mantis' Mahrenholz, who starts the day with 144,600, has been challenged by his fellow Hit Squad members to give Tony G a rubdown if he is able to eliminate the 'man from the streets'.

"I can't do it," hesitates Mantis. "I'm just too nice a guy to give a rubdown like that."

At 8 feet, Mantis is probably one of the few players who could actually win in a fight with the meaty frame of Tony G, who I'm sure would have a trick or two up his sleeve. No one says 'Bring on more Russians' without having a battle strategy of some kind.

If the rubdown does occur, which I fear it won't, then brace yourselves for a celebrity deathmatch-esque battle of epic proportions.

Tags: Karl Mahreholz Tony G