Ellis One-Outed
According to the man himself, he squeeze-shoved 5,000 with and was called by the original raiser who tabled . The flop came a king with three spades, and then a fourth on the turn, before the case knave hit the river.
A coin flip preflop, but a cruel beat from the turn.
Ellis will never win anything with that kind of luck. Ahem. Is that the sound of gold clanging against wrists I hear?