Mr. Fish Drowns Durrrr
News soon simmered around the room of Tom Dwan's exit, so I quickly scurried over to the crime scene to extract the details. Antonio Esfandiari was on hand to act as star witness:
"He had sevens, the Fish had kings, and it all went in on a 5-6-8 flop."
"Who was 'the Fish'," I inquired.
"Ah, that would be me."
It would be somewhat impolite of me to refer to him as 'the Fish', so...
... Mr. Fish now has around 60,000 after eliminating durrrr.