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Boy, they sure don��t make bands like they used to. [Snow Patrol]

I know my girlfriend truly loves me because she��s 5�� 0�� and that means she sees me from ��accidental selfie mode�� angle almost exclusively.

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Remember there was that one kid in high school who told you seat belts kill more people than they save? That kid has a blue checkmark now.

Friday first show in St. Louis already sold out! Hope you��ve got your tickets already Zack!! See you then!! twitter.com/zackbalzer/sta��

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Where should I have my WSOP victory party this year?

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As usual, Jeff is right. One more show tonight at Mirage at 10. The hilarious @forrestshaw was a fantastic bonus as�� twitter.com/i/web/status/1��

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Don��t sleep on this show. twitter.com/davidwain/stat��

Decided to give her the anniversary present a little early, @LaceyJones. pic.twitter.com/zBTRltaF4H

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I��ve always felt more Gen X. ?? twitter.com/generationdan/��

Did anyone else��s parents used to call it Home Box instead of HBO?